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I have been subscribed to these videos for the last few months and she is so funny. Enjoy!

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WORLD'S FUNNIEST COMMERCIAL - Wedding - Diet Dr Pepper

FUNNY COMMERCIALS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The music is a tad annoying but for the most part these are quite funny.

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Funny Outrageous commercials LOL

Pork and Beans

This is indeed a funny video, the band is Weezer and they are poking fun at familiar YouTube faces that are regularly seen.

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes! --Funny

English Chinese

That’s not right Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man Dum Fuk

Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift Chin Tu Fat

It’s very dark in here Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo

He’s cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great Fa Kin Su Pa

100 Ways to Be an Asshole

100 Ways To Be a Better Asshole

Posted on January 15, 2008 by brainlessworld

Argue with everybody.

Touch the paintings at the museum.

Get hysterical.

Threaten law suits.

Insinuate, implicate and insist.

If you got it, flaunt it.

Eat produce at the grocery store and don’t pay for it.

Gamble with the rent money.

Record over a borrowed VCR tape

Tell people that they are in your will, even if they aren’t.

Don’t get caught.

Stay directly in front or behind fire trucks and ambulances.

When giving out directions, leave out a turn or two.

Don’t make up your mind.

Improve your posture by walking with your nose in the air.

Remind people who lose their job that they should work harder.

Talk with your mouth full.

Accuse, confuse and refuse.

Comment on the weight gain of others.

Adjust your nuts (boob) whenever you want.

Keep a pile of wisecracks for tense and serious situations.

Answer a question with a question.

See what it takes for the lifeguard to blow the whistle.

Don’t give to charities unless you get something back.

Add the straw that breaks the camels back.

Clean your finger nails at the dinner table.

Tell people what they think they wanna hear.

Notice good ideas and pass them on as your own.

Put a title like Senator or Doctor before your name when making dinner or hotel reservations.

Don’t volunteer for the back seat and never take the middle one.

Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.

Never do anything until you have been asked twice.

Put off until tomorrow whatever you can do the day after tomorrow.

Spot test “Wet Paint” signs.

Go up on the down escalator and vice versa.

Dont shower after a hard workout.

Lie about your age.

Change channels every two seconds

Develop at least 3 strategies for cutting if front of a

Underline in other peoples books.

Slurp your soup.

If you can’t think of something nice, say something nasty.

Be judgmental.

Announce when your going to the bathroom.

Read over peoples shoulders on the bus.

Ignore deadlines.

Revenge is sweet… so get some.

Squeeze the toothpaste from the top, and while your at it, leave the cap off.

Curse the umpire at a Little League game.

When it says “Reserved Parking” that means you.

Take the labels off of unopened cans.

Cover up your mistakes and pass the blame.

Pinch all the chocolate candies until you find the one that you want.

Borrow handkerchiefs to blow your nose.

When your done with your gum, stick it under the chair.

If you do something nice, make sure everyone knows about it.

Bribe little kids… cause they’re easy!

Put a rude message on someone elses answering machine.

Measure people by their money and the clothes they wear.

Be ambiguous, it lets you work both sides of the issue.

Leave your underwear in the sink.

Chew other peoples pencils.

Support the death penalty for parking tickets.

Get a backseat drivers license.

Dish it out, but don’t take it.

Be a perfectionist in absolutely everything.

Apologize a lot, but don’t change.

Change the rules to suit your needs.

Put your cigarette out in planters.

Wear a shirt thats says ‘Fuck You’ or to that affect.

Pull the covers over to your side.

Eat cookies or crackers in bed.

Let doors slam behind you ? in people’s faces.

Repeat yourself.

Repeat yourself.

Tell your kids ‘How it was..’ back when you were a kid.

Vividly describe a hysterectomy to your date before ordering dinner.

Scribble your signature on important documents.

Use the whole can of starter fluid on the charcoal.

Put things back where they don’t belong.

Take a colicky baby to the movies.

Have belching contests in restaurants.

Make the same mistake twice.

Pee in the swimming pool.

Ride on the shoulder and then pass all the jammed traffic, and then cut in.

Wear a large hat to the movies.

Always have an ulterior motive.

Always take the biggest piece.

Forget the pooper scooper when walking your dog.

Take cheap shots.

Take forever to find a word in Scrabble.

Cause gridlock.

Get up on the wrong side of bed.

Change your mind.

Glue a chip on your shoulder.

Put salt in sugar containers.

Blow out other peoples birthday candles.

Don’t refill the ice cube tray.

Ask people what they paid for their clothes.

Cut off people in the middle of their sentences.

Practice pulling the wool over people’s faces.

Famous Celebrity Quotes

“I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off.’ Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.” –Paris Hilton

“What’s Wal-“What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?” –Paris Hilton

“The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone.” — Michael Jackson

“If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final.” — Cyndi Lauper

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost an important part of your life.” — Brooke Shields

“[I hope] my child will be a good Catholic like me.” — Madonna

“It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.” — Axl Rose

“I’d rather be dead than singing Satisfaction when I’m forty-five.” –Mick Jaggar

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This is really funny!

Itchy Butt

This is really funny, and my cat does this too but when he is laying down.

Butt Scootin' Baby - Very Funny

Oh my gosh the baby here is so cute and just scootin' along!

Cat vs. Xylophone

This is so cute!

Frozen Grand Central

This was featured on the evening news yesterday and I thought it was hilarious. Check this out.

No Pants Subway Ride (2002)

This was talked about on the evening news yesterday. I thought this was hilarious.

Special Breed of Dog

Don’t Swallow Your Gum

Marriages gone bad

Marriages gone bad

Marriages Gone Bad

Divorce In a Woman's Eye

4 Calories a Minute

I found this to be super funny and I could not resist to share it with all of you.

Interesting House Idea

How would you like to live in this house?

Elk Dekoy

I could not believe this! It is so funny....I am just speechless...check it out!